Nonsense

Depending on where you come from, and I come from a shed, you have a different perspective on life.  Obvious you may think but has it ever occured to you the number of trees that stand still for centuries!! I am sure the trees behind my shed are at least a century old.  I wonder if they loathe change or welcome it? The park was allotments and the shops were fields.

Addition and Subtraction

Arthurs Ladies have produced four offspring. Beautiful. However, two boars have been dishonoured under the rules of the round table, it's time to say goodbye.

Gwenhyvar is courting with Arthur at this moment, and Morning Star and Moonlight are courting Bartimaeus.

The master is scouring the land for Lancelot, that fiend!

August 18th The Round Table Assembles

Arthur, Brian Bartimaeus, Gwenhyvar, Primrose, Teddy, Morning Star, Moonlight all gathered at The Round Table today to discuss recent events.

Arthur opened the discussion by saying, " I am very pleased to welcome to our table Primrose, and Teddy. They have recently joined us here and are currently in with me"

Bartimaeus was concerned, "Are you sure that there will be enough food to go round?"

Brian, the sage of all Guinea Pigs, pointedly said, "Our master will always feed us it is in his interest".

Primrose, Teddy, Gwenhyvar, and all the other sows decided to leave at this point as the discussion was taking an all familiar route, food.

Bartimaeus, although handsome, has not got the brightest of brains, said, "why is it interesting for our master to feed us?"

Arthur, impatient and young to be president of the round table, agitatedly cried, " it isn't interesting for our master to feed us, he wants us to like him thats why he feeds us"

I think it is wise to leave the discussion at this point as events took a turn for the worse and a rather sordid battle took place. The master had to intervene.